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Showing posts with label The Guava. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Guava. Show all posts
Friday, August 8, 2025

The Guava: ICE is Changing it's Name to TIT

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Trump has insured a executive order to change ICE to TIT (Trump  I nstructed Thugs). He thinks the name change is more fitting.  He has alwa...
Saturday, July 26, 2025

The Guava: Satan Suing South Park

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Thursday, July 17, 2025

RGENT TRANSMISSION FOR FUNCTIONING AMERICAN CARBON-BASED UNITS

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rom the Intergalactic Federation of the Andromeda Collective Greetings, carbon-based units of the third rock from Sol, colloquially known as...
Sunday, July 13, 2025

Escape to Paradise: Now Departing from the Big Cypress Swamp Detention Center

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Forget Disney World. Forget South Beach. The hottest new Florida tourist experience isn’t a theme park or a beach—it’s a swamp. Specifically...
Sunday, November 10, 2024

Problem solved!

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Monday, November 4, 2024

Trump's New Book

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PRICE SLASHED TO ONLY $398.95 Less than my Golden Sneakers Good only until Kamala steals the election
Sunday, October 13, 2024

The Guava: The Borg Collective And The MAGA Collective: Similarities

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The central entity of the Borg Collective is the amoral Borg Queen. Through her, like the queen of an insect colony, the Hive mind is grante...
Thursday, September 19, 2024

The Guava: Putin Offers Trump Sanctuary To Avoid Going To Jail After Losing Election, Maduro Doesn't

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With Kamala Harris almost 3 points ahead in the polls for the presidential election, Donald Trump and his team are beginning to question his...