Monday, August 15, 2011

A Large Gathering Of Pig Ignorant Crackers

In a metropolitan area reeling from the triple-whammies of the Bush Recession, the BP oil spill and the implementation of Tea Party Governor Rick Scott’s reverse-Robin Hood strategy, laid-off dollar store stockers are eager for any crumbs of good news. They thought they’d heard some when it was announced the GOP would hold its 2012 convention in Tampa.

The RNC Chairman implied the influx of Republicans from around the country would fill up our strip clubs, max out room rentals in our seedy hotels and drive traffic to our numerous buffet style, all-you-can-eat restaurants. It would be like FOUR SUPER BOWLS, he said.

Not so much, says PolitiFact.

"First off, there are more black players on a single NFL team then there are black Republicans in the entire country. A large gathering of pig ignorant crackers doesn’t compare to a sporting event watched by a billion people. And lastly, people actually give a shit about the Super Bowl. Nobody outside of Rotary Club meetings and Klan gatherings gives two fucks about who the GOP is going to offer up to get slaughtered by Obama on Election Day next.".......Hunter Gathers