Tuesday, May 17, 2011

You Are Not Welcome Illinoisans

As a resident of Illinois, I just thought it would be rude of me not to pass along my heartfelt "thanks.” When you elected Rick Scott, he promised to oppose President Obama's evil socialist agenda. And in February, he put his – I’m sorry: YOUR – money where his mouth was. Thanks to him,
and by proxy, to you (for electing him),
most of that money was reallocated to build that corridor from St. Louis to Chicago instead of Tampa to Orlando.

1 comment:

Jon Rector, editor of The Piglet Parade said...

Personally, I think a "thank you" note is a sign of good breeding - and, to Illinois, you are welcome.

You might want to curtail your celebration over Scott's purchase of Florida and your gift. With The Looney Tunes Donald out of the race, Scott may nominate himself as the CEO of the USA, take back the money, repossess your trains, and fire all new hires.